Corporate Paymasters Wanted

It has come to my attention that corporate paymasters sponsor a vast majority of the scientific community (including science and skeptical bloggers… in order to further their evil corporate agendas, no doubt).  Sadly, we here at Lintbox are still lacking a corporate paycheck!  If you are interested (or know of anybody who is interested) in becoming our corporate paymasters, please send an email to skeptics@lintbox.com.